Stoner Moment #9 — Wrestling at 9 PM (Bedtime Was 8)

Bedtime is 8. At 8:15 there's giggling. At 8:30 there's thumping. By 9 PM it's full WWE in the hallway and I'm standing there like a referee who lost control three rounds ago.

"EVERYONE. IN. BED."

Silence. For eleven seconds.

Then a pillow flies past my head.Here's the thing though — they're laughing. Together. And one day the house will be quiet at 9 PM and I'll miss the chaos. But tonight? Porch. Exhale. Somebody's getting up early tomorrow.n a pillow flies past my head.