Stoner Moment #16 — The 6 AM Weekend Wake-Up

Published on 1 September 2026 at 13:25

School mornings? Dragging them out of bed is a hostage negotiation. But Saturday? SATURDAY at 6 AM they're wide awake, bouncing on my bed like it's Christmas.

"It's the WEEKEND, babies. The whole point is sleeping in."

Blank stares. Then someone asks for pancakes.

So I make the pancakes, half asleep, and after they're finally — FINALLY — occupied, I take my morning exhale and accept it: my body doesn't know what sleeping in is anymore. It forgot. It's gone.

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