Stoner Moment #17 — Arguing Over Who Sits Where in the Truck

Published on 2 September 2026 at 13:25

Every. Single. Drive. "I'M sitting there!" "No, I sat there LAST time!" "MOM, TELL THEM."

It's the same truck. The same seats. Nobody's seat is better. And yet this is the hill they choose, daily.

I've started assigning seats like a flight attendant. Seatbelts are the seatbelt sign. No, you can't switch mid-flight.

Exhale in the driveway after everyone's inside. The truck is quiet. The truck is glorious.

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